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Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

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Dwight: Well, well, well. Look what the cat dragged in from Stamford.
Jim: Hey Dwight.
Dwight: FACT. I am older, I am wiser, do not mess with me.
Jim: Okay, sounds good.

witxit:

me every birthday

husssel:

enemaroberts:

oknope:

the only boys i need in my life:

  • michael (kors)
  • christian (dior/louboutin)
  • jimmy (choo)
  • louis (vuitton)
  • tommy (hilfiger)
  • yves (saint-laurent)
  • giorgio (armani)
  • louis-francois (cartier)

the only boys yall can afford

(good)will 

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acidicmoons:

kids with broken legs dont have to do PE but kids with social anxiety still have to do public speaking, isnt there a problem there

horror movie opening scene

  1. white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  2. white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  3. white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
  4. white boy:lmao
  5. they continue walking for a few seconds
  6. *white couple hears noise*
  7. white girl:babe what that??
  8. white boy:i'll go investigate
  9. *leaves her alone*
  10. *choking noises*
  11. white girl:zack!!!
  12. white boy:ha ha just kidding!
  13. white girl:asshole!
  14. white boy:im just playin babe
  15. white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  16. *playful kiss*
  17. *things turn sexy*
  18. *hear noise*
  19. white boy:i'll go investigate
  20. *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  21. *maybe a thud*
  22. white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  23. *she walks and he dead*
  24. white girl:ahhh!!
  25. *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  26. white girl:ahhh!!!
  27. *white girl runs*
  28. *dead end*
  29. *hides*
  30. *thinks she free n safe*
  31. *guy catches her*
  32. *cuts her*
  33. *she dead*
  34. opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D