funny-text-posts:

Part 2 of my favourite text posts

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suzysils:

I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”

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kuzans:

17/01/2014
20:55 //

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so I gave my nephew a set of avengers cookie cutters and last night they made some sugar cookies with them

sicilian-macaroon:

rangerkimmy:

most of them came out REALLY GOOD like

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spiderman

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hulk

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and iron man

but then there’s…

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captain amerihurr

I can’t BREATHE

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validx2:

When the cashier hold’s up your $20 to see if it’s real

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

my goal is to watch so many more movies so i understand every reference ever

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daddywarbats:

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

That is the face of “done with your shit.”

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